Impressum & Privacy Policy

Important Notice: FluxIon Grid is an entirely fictional company. This website is a work of satire and parody created for educational and entertainment purposes. All company names, products, persons, and events depicted are fictional. Any resemblance to real companies, products, or persons - living, dead, or stuck in a Jira backlog - is purely coincidental.

Impressum (Legal Notice)

Information pursuant to § 5 TMG

Gerhard Wagler
Tinsdaler Kirchenweg 265
22559 Hamburg
Germany

Contact

Phone: +49 151 46786212
E-Mail: gerhard@wagler.it

VAT Identification Number

VAT ID pursuant to § 27a UStG: DE339815928

Responsible for content pursuant to § 55 Abs. 2 RStV

Gerhard Wagler
Tinsdaler Kirchenweg 265
22559 Hamburg

Privacy Policy

Summary: This website collects absolutely no personal data. No cookies, no tracking, no analytics, no external resources, no form submissions, no server-side logging of visitor information. This is a static HTML website with zero data processing.

1. Data Controller

This is a fictional website. There is no data controller, as no data is collected or processed.

2. Data Collection

This website does not collect, store, process, or transmit any personal data whatsoever. Specifically:

  • No cookies are set (neither first-party nor third-party)
  • No tracking technologies are used (no pixels, fingerprinting, or similar)
  • No analytics services are integrated (no Google Analytics, Matomo, or similar)
  • No external resources are loaded (no CDNs, web fonts, or third-party scripts)
  • No contact forms or newsletter sign-ups are offered
  • No full IP addresses are logged - server access logs use shortened (anonymized) IPs only
  • No local storage or session storage is used

3. External Links

This website does not contain any external links. All navigation links point to pages within this website. No data is shared with third parties.

4. Hosting

This website is self-hosted on a dedicated server rented from IONOS SE (Elgendorfer Str. 57, 56410 Montabaur, Germany). The server is operated and configured by the website operator (Gerhard Wagler).

The web server generates standard access logs that contain shortened (anonymized) IP addresses, timestamps, requested URLs, HTTP status codes, and user agent strings. Because IP addresses are truncated before being written to the log files, they do not constitute personal data. These logs are used solely for technical troubleshooting and security purposes and are not shared with third parties.

5. Your Rights Under GDPR

Since this website does not collect or process any personal data, data subject rights under Articles 15-22 GDPR (right of access, rectification, erasure, restriction, portability, objection) are not applicable. There is no data to access, correct, or delete.

6. Changes to This Policy

Should this website ever begin collecting personal data (which would require a significant redesign), this privacy policy will be updated accordingly and a proper cookie consent mechanism will be implemented.

The content of this website is provided for satirical and educational purposes. All fictional company names, product names, and trademarks mentioned on this website (including but not limited to FluxIon Grid, FluxIon BSTN, DeepGridTN, FluxAdapterTN, and ATOM) are fictional and used for parody purposes.

Disclaimer

Despite careful content review, no liability is assumed for the content of external links (of which there are none). The operators of linked pages (of which there are none) are solely responsible for their content (which does not exist).